This milk is so cold! And soooo juicy! I kissed Olive’s big owie. It looks like a rainbow! Josie’s the boss! (when asked if who’s the boss, Mommy or Daddy) Peanut butter! And eggs. (when asked what she wants for dinner) (clasping her hands in front of her) This is what Snow White does. And … Continue reading
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The Husband’s Guidebook to PMS
Or pregnancy, for that matter. Because really, pregnancy is just PMS for 9 months. A few weeks before Eric and I were supposed to be married, I called him up in a panic. The conversation went something like this. “Eric?””Yes…””I need you to tell me that you definitely think spousal abuse is NOT ok.””…I totally think spousal abuse … Continue reading
I’m Not Sexy and I Know It
It will probably surprise all of you that I have never been, nor will I ever be, an underwear model. You see, after years of attempting to be sexy, I’ve finally come with terms with the fact that I’m just…not. That isn’t to say I haven’t gotten my fair share of cat calls. I was even … Continue reading
He’s Got a Point
Me: Don’t mess with me, I’m on my period. Eric: Ok, for the last two weeks or something it’s been “Don’t mess with me, I’m PMSing,” now it’s, “Don’t mess with me, I’m on my period.” Why don’t you just say, “Don’t mess with me, I’m a woman?” Me: … I guess he’s got … Continue reading
Toddler Swaddling
This is how we spend our time some days. Also, isn’t my husband like mucho handsome? Unfortunately, she doesn’t stay swaddled like she used to… Perfect. Continue reading
Queen of Destruction
Dear Josephine, I love you. If it’s not too much to ask…please, PLEASE stop destroying things. Please? At least you make destruction look cute. Love, Mommy a little note: Don’t worry, that’s not a functioning laptop. Remember it from here? Continue reading
Josie’s Laptop
Has anyone ever heard of Freecycle? They have “chapters” in just about every single city and they are AWESOME. Basically, you list stuff for free on their site via email, and you can ask for things that people are giving away as well. So, instead of having to haul things to Goodwill, you can just have … Continue reading
So…This Happened
Jo decided to help me sort laundry today and ended up with a brand new necklace. We call it her training bra. (Hehe.) I never knew one-year-olds were so hilarious. Seriously, she cracks me up. Happy Wednesday! Continue reading